Funny Jewish Cat Ornament Decorations

Handcrafted ornament decoration made from wood, acrylic paint, wire, and vinyl. Personalization available. Measure 2.5” by 3-6” long.

The story behind these- as many of us did during quarantine, we came up things to do to entertain ourselves that would distract us from the current situation. My mom decided since her cats (Phoebe in orange and Zoe the calico) turned 13, they should have a Bat Mitzvah. My kids were all over this idea. These photos are their portraits.

No, they didn’t read from the Torah.

Yes, we did a hora.

No, they weren’t put up on chairs.

Yes, we had cake.

Phoebe is the kind of cat that wears a yarmulke and tallit proud. Zoe is, well, the kind of cat that despite her less than 8 pound frame, glares at you and I’m pretty sure would try to kill me in my sleep-- may she rest in peace. Current options available Phoebe- Meowzel Tov Zoe- shalom Bitches